I'm irresistable.

I couldn't count on my fingers and toes how many guys want to date me.
That might sound a little egotistical, but its completely true. Problem is, I don't like any of them. I don't like anyone. Well I do like someone. It's unrequited. Or at least thats what it seems. I mean, when we went out he acted like he liked me. I acted like teh foo.
Why can't I act the same around guys I like? Why do I turn into a little girl?
And what about all those other guys? I can excuse them away one by one.

1. We will call him Jacque. He has no balls. I can't be with a guy that I'm more manly than.
2. Theodore*. He's a submissive little bitch.
3. Julio. Drunk bastard.
4. Torres. He is so negative, the only ray of sunshine that comes from him is from his ass, where he enjoys his sodomy. Not that that makes sense to any of you, but this is my journal anyway.
5. Rupert. The least naggingly obnoxious of them all, I just don't fancy him.
6. Algernom. He's unintelligent.
7. Cicero. OBNOXIOUS!
8. Cedrik. Caustic asshole. Not the good kind.
9. Radwulf. Dumb as a brick.
10. Keanu. Liberal weiner.
11. Trifiro. Mysoginist.
12. Jaime. His voice can break glass.
13. Daemon. He has compensation issues.
14. Lucian. No backbone.
15. Didymus. Not much sharper than a bag of marbles.
16. Bram. Back to the weiner argument.
17. Diego. Too persistant. If he were bigger than me he would probably rape me.
18. Eshu. Too afraid to make any physical contact with me.
19. Anon. I think he's gay.
20. Dubno. Porn monger.

Ok, I swear to you there are more. Those are just the ones that I can count on my fingers and toes. I don't like one of them. That is right, not-a-one of them. My mother says I'll be alone forever unless I lower my standards. Well so be it, I would rather be alone than with any of them.

*Names have been TOTALLY changed